What Do People Mean in their Online Dating Profiles

To help me understand better what guys mean when they say certain things in their profiles I've offered up the following multiple choice survey in my own online profile:

1) "I'm looking for a girl who takes care of herself." This means she
a. Is not fat
b. Bathes every day
c. Eats well
d. Exercises
e. Dresses well

2) "I'm looking for a girl who wants to have fun." You want a girl who
a. Wants to boink at every opportunity and doesn't need to go on dates
b. Likes to party
c. Likes sports
d. Enjoys hanging out with you and your buddies

3) "I'm attracted to all types of girls." So you like
a. All girls
b. All girls who aren't fat
c. All who are blonde
d. All girls with big knockers
e. All girls who like to boink all the time and don't need to go out on dates

4) You have an ad in the Dating section but you're married, so you mean
a. I'm too chicken to put an ad in the Intimate section
b. I cast a wide net
c. I think women in the Dating section secretly want to have an affair with a married man

5) You have an ad in all three sections (Intimate, Dating, Relationship). Does this mean
a. Your true objective is Intimate all the way
b. You'll settle for some no strings intimacy while looking for a keeper in the other sections
c. You'll take what you can get

6) "I lead a healthy lifestyle." So,
a. I work out regularly
b. I eat healthy
c. I am mentally healthy and am kind to others
d. I take vitamins
e. I occasionally stroll into the health food store

7) "I'm open, honest and caring." You mean
a. I'm a good person and will be upfront and honest if theres no click
b. I'm open, honest and caring only if I like her
c. I'm open, honest and caring when I feel like it

8) "I have a great sense of humour." You mean
a. I'll laugh at all your jokes but its your job to carry the conversation
b. I'll make you laugh till you pee
c. My mom thinks I'm funny so you will too


So....what do you think? lol